As the weather turns nicer & you bask in the ability to put your capri yoga pants back on please take note of the following:
You haven’t worked out since November
Random squats, an occasional plank, 50 high knees & some plié squats does not a work out make. Especially when they are not done at the same time
When you put a regular bra on instead of a sports bra, you are officially putting on your outfit of the day you have no intention of actually working out
When you are too lazy to look for socks so you throw flip flops on, you are a poser
When you have done your best impersonation of a bear in hibernation, you should not be surprised at what you look like in said t-shirt & capri yoga pants
When you pat yourself on the back for getting some cardio because you forgot to provide your daughter lunch for her competition, therefore forcing you to walk around to find a location to provide her sustenance, that doesn’t really count
Pull yourself together girl!
End pep talk….